What I've always wanted to say to a clerk asking, "How are you?"

Cashier: How are you?
Customer: Do you want the honest answer?
Cashier: Yes.
Customer: I feel like the business end of a donkey. I am extremely hungover and did a mountain of cocaine last night. Now I have to make dinner for a 68-year-old gay artist who is trying to fuck me.
Cashier: I'm... sorry.
Customer: And the woman I love is in another state pregnant with her ex-boyfriend's baby, and I wish the baby was mine. And I'm sleeping with a dominatrix. And it's all true.

--Whole Foods

via Overheard in New York, Nov 29, 2007

Shibuya Ganguro Gal (10/4/01)

Shibuya Ganguro Gal (10/4/01), originally uploaded by chiyakkutan.

Birthday outfit!

Birthday outfit!, originally uploaded by Johanni.

Constance Bennett

Constance Bennett, originally uploaded by rhiannonmars.

Hair Style

Diamonds and pearls...all that girl needs, originally uploaded by {WiLd_AnGeL}.

The hair style I want.

Travel

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

Spencer Finch - Night Sky

Night Sky, Over the Painted Desert, Arizona, 1/9/04, 2004 | The light fixtures represent the molecules of a pigment mix (4 different pigments) that matches the color of the night sky over the Painted Desert. Installation at the Whitney Museum.

ReadyMade Magazine

ReadyMade cover, originally uploaded by INV/ALT.

http://readymademag.com/

Make Lists

An outline of my "things to do" because I had to move yet (again!) in Japan :-OOO, originally uploaded by Karenlynn G. (aka Ticklebug).

things to do list, originally uploaded by mahimaisme.

The Visual Thesaurus

Earrings

Copper Cascade earrings, originally uploaded
by Mirela Jazdzewska.

The Coat

the drawing coat, originally uploaded by danny mansmith.

Applique

Katrina Quilt Square 'flowers', originally uploaded by litchi7..

Katrina Quilt Square 'heart-in-hand', originally uploaded by litchi7..

Draw This

collage2, originally uploaded by gucci girl.

Drawing + Painting

i'm preparing a zine, originally uploaded by irana.

Creative Journaling

My Moleskine - Japanese pocket album, originally uploaded by Jo36.

Our new favorite Sushi Bar, originally uploaded by renmeleon.

journal page 1, originally uploaded by Jo36.

Art Supplies

Materials, originally uploaded by SideShowMom.

"Ideas"

Ideas Journal, originally uploaded by renmeleon.